Full Moons…All Day Long

It all started on Saturday. It was a lovely day. We were in the cul-de-sac, hanging out with the neighbors when the clothes started coming off. First the shirt, then the overalls, last, The Diaper. He would not be reigned in – he must be naked.

He giggled while peeing in the neighbor’s yard. And, was quite put out when he couldn’t produce anymore. Then, he ran. Born Free!!!!!!!!!!

Now, we see a full moon pretty much every day. Usually in the evening but this lovely day started out on the path to clotheslessness. His first words upon waking: “Full?” Then he hit his diaper. He wanted to go into the bathroom to sit on his potty (mostly play with it since he prefers standing up to pee). I put a Pull-Up on him, but it has already been pulled off.

Last night, he got naked and tried to pee in the dog bowl. Thankfully, he wasn’t quite loaded. By the time he was ready we had the bowl from his potty and he peed in it – yup, right in the middle of the living room.

I am completely unprepared for a child who actually wants to potty-train (who’s to say it will last). I was completely expecting it to be an “issue.”

Oh well, guess there will be a lot of baby bunnies in the house.