Never Leave This Child Unattended…

So, methinks to meself, let’s go check up on the Internets (you know, basic maintenance, emptying the email inbox, checking in to see who loves me on facebook, the usual).  I hear my child say he needs to vacuum.  Awesome.  We’ve learned something today.  Gold star for Mommy.  Five minutes later I turn my head to the left to see why the wee one has been running up and down the stairs: