This is how my kids enter a grocery store. While I merely walk past the bike rack. You will also note, there are no bikes in that rack…
Damn you infernal act of God! The poor baby is an addict. We got a little lax without the power and now the baby is on Coke. If…
I walk into my bedroom and there he is: TV tuned to Fanboy and ChumChum, iPhone in his hands (a few clicks away from purchasing Daddy a new…
Sometimes, I wonder why God never gave me a baby girl. Then I think, she would have probably been too pretty.
So, there we were making salad dressing. I opened the refrigerator and, like a moth to the flame, the baby was in. A boy after his mother’s heart,…
Oh Lordy! Lordy! Apparently, just because they’re small and cute doesn’t mean they can’t stink to high heaven. Babies are supposed to smell like babies, Johnson and Johnson’s…
