…you throw guacamole at a baby. We like to mix it up around here. Adults throw food – baby cleans up (or, baby tried to eat an avocado, emphasis on tried).
I knew Roman and I were about to have a special moment when I picked him up and I could see the poop surging out of his diaper and over his belly button. It was magical.
First Things First – Get Safe! Obviously, if you are in an emergency situation handle that first. Call 911 and keep calling. If you are in need of rescue hang a white t-shirt, towel, etc. very tightly to your front door [knob] – take it down when you get rescued….
I wasn’t really all that sad until after it was over. It was getting a little out of control and resembled a curly mullet a little too much. So, out came the clippers. It started out so well: Then, the concern set it: He wasn’t scared of the sound, but he…
Remember to look at things from all angles.
So, there I was, minding my own business, walking down a dark hall and out of the shades of a blackened room jumps a child (assisted by his Gran) screaming, “Boo!” I pretty much wet myself. But. on the upside, it led to an hour of my toddler walking out from…